Can’t Keep up? 11 Ways to Simplify Making Money Online

Hell I don’t have 11 ways to simplify making money online.

I need eleven ways!!

But don’t come up with nothing stupid like submit your website to the directories.

 

Web 2.0 sites have made word of mouth marketing the most powerful form of marketing we’ve ever seen.  So NO!  I do not have time to waste here. The kids are getting hungry and I need an affiliate site that will make me $1,000.00 a week today.  Don’t come at me with stupid stuff.

If I write an article I want it to be kick ass, awesome.  I want to twit about it not post it too some stupid article site for a link.  Hell that article site will be out of business in a year and all my hard work will be gone.

So I am not an idiot and all I ask is that you respect my intelligent enough to think outside the box.

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Janeth is a marketer who works in the web design medium. She believes her job is to create techniques that target groups of people, reach out to that group, and get that group to take some form of action. This goes beyond being a simple graphic design or search engine optimizer.

69 Comments to “Can’t Keep up? 11 Ways to Simplify Making Money Online”

  1. Desmarais says:

    Thanks alot for the answers, I feel better; pretty stupid qestion I guess, it goes to show how the internet and the media is driving people nuts, I shouldnt give a damn…. THANKS DUDES :D

  2. Saundra Jarvie says:

    Some nutjob wrote a piece “Enough already with the fake boobs” claiming that he is sick of women getting fake boobs and claiming that guys dont like em as much as women think. Ok, this is not sexist and I dont need big boobies to find a girl attractive, but for someone to claim that guys dont like em is stupid. Guys have always liked big boobies…its in our genetics. What do you think?

  3. Desmarais says:

    My Opinion; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_Of_2010_Homosexual_Suicides
    It is a really stupid article, I don’t really think it has any importance in the real world, what so ever.

  4. Noemi Madero says:

    Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Google, Ask, Wikipedia, Dogpile and all those search engines aren’t helping!!!!!!!!!! Please help me b4 U find a question from me on this Yahoo Answers site saying: How do I get out the mental ward? Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Saundra Jarvie says:

    Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Google, Ask, Wikipedia, Dogpile and all those search engines aren’t helping!!!!!!!!!! Please help me b4 U find a question from me on this Yahoo Answers site saying: How do I get out the mental ward? Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. Noemi Madero says:

    An assignment for school is to write an article for Vanity Fair on the book Madame Bovary. I don’t even know what Vanity Fair is. How are the articles in Vanity Fair set up. Is it news? Is it like a newspaper? I don’t understand how I am supposed to write this stupid article.

  7. Elinor Tuten says:

    I could care less about what Jennifer Love Hewitt is wearing. Oh and im so happy that America’s wealthy are getting their five thousand dollar purses on sale(big sarcasm implied).Ive always hated these stupid articles and now at a time when hardworking people are losing everything, going homeless,I HATE THEM EVEN MORE!!!! Then i think about the fact that someone actually gets paid well to write about them

  8. Loretta Neale says:

    Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Google, Ask, Wikipedia, Dogpile and all those search engines aren’t helping!!!!!!!!!! Please help me b4 U find a question from me on this Yahoo Answers site saying: How do I get out the mental ward? Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. Sonia Gourley says:

    Hats. Can’t wear em… specially cowboy hats.

    An Italian cowboy??? Roundin’ up ravioli… please.

  10. Christy says:

    Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Google, Ask, Wikipedia, Dogpile and all those search engines aren’t helping!!!!!!!!!! Please help me b4 U find a question from me on this Yahoo Answers site saying: How do I get out the mental ward? Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. Loretta Neale says:

    My Opinion; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_Of_2010_Homosexual_Suicides
    It is a really stupid article, I don’t really think it has any importance in the real world, what so ever.

  12. Marcie Carew says:

    An assignment for school is to write an article for Vanity Fair on the book Madame Bovary. I don’t even know what Vanity Fair is. How are the articles in Vanity Fair set up. Is it news? Is it like a newspaper? I don’t understand how I am supposed to write this stupid article.

  13. Melisa Klenke says:

    I clicked on all of the recommended buttons in the options to make it go away but it still won’t. What do I do?

  14. Eberhard says:

    Isn’t this the stupidest thing you ever saw.

    http://www.apfn.org/apfn/MC.htm

    What the heck?

  15. Heidi Cabrera says:

    My Opinion; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_Of_2010_Homosexual_Suicides
    It is a really stupid article, I don’t really think it has any importance in the real world, what so ever.

  16. Harriett Legler says:

    I know there are history logs, but I tried going to it and it says there are no revisions or anything, but the page was definitely there because says on the page that a user has deleted it (forgot his name) and has the reason next to it.

    How can I access it? Is all the history for the article completely erased off the website?
    The reason was “A7: No indication that the article may meet guidelines for inclusion” if that helps.

  17. Abbey Spencer says:

    An assignment for school is to write an article for Vanity Fair on the book Madame Bovary. I don’t even know what Vanity Fair is. How are the articles in Vanity Fair set up. Is it news? Is it like a newspaper? I don’t understand how I am supposed to write this stupid article.

  18. Louisa Ellman says:

    Hats. Can’t wear em… specially cowboy hats.

    An Italian cowboy??? Roundin’ up ravioli… please.

  19. Annette Cutter says:

    My Opinion; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_Of_2010_Homosexual_Suicides
    It is a really stupid article, I don’t really think it has any importance in the real world, what so ever.

  20. Carrie Major says:

    My Opinion; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_Of_2010_Homosexual_Suicides
    It is a really stupid article, I don’t really think it has any importance in the real world, what so ever.

  21. Saundra Jarvie says:

    My Opinion; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_Of_2010_Homosexual_Suicides
    It is a really stupid article, I don’t really think it has any importance in the real world, what so ever.

  22. Loretta Neale says:

    An assignment for school is to write an article for Vanity Fair on the book Madame Bovary. I don’t even know what Vanity Fair is. How are the articles in Vanity Fair set up. Is it news? Is it like a newspaper? I don’t understand how I am supposed to write this stupid article.

  23. Lola Lockwood says:

    I clicked on all of the recommended buttons in the options to make it go away but it still won’t. What do I do?

  24. Patty Guest says:

    I clicked on all of the recommended buttons in the options to make it go away but it still won’t. What do I do?

  25. Opal Morrill says:

    Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Google, Ask, Wikipedia, Dogpile and all those search engines aren’t helping!!!!!!!!!! Please help me b4 U find a question from me on this Yahoo Answers site saying: How do I get out the mental ward? Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. Malinda Shurtliff says:

    My Opinion; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_Of_2010_Homosexual_Suicides
    It is a really stupid article, I don’t really think it has any importance in the real world, what so ever.

  27. Carrie Major says:

    Every time I read an article about black hole on many different websites, they always gotta mention that light cannot escape.
    I mean at first they say nothing can escape black hole, then they immediately mention that light cannot escape it either, and they gotta use the word “even”, so “not even light”

    That’s so repetitive and stupid, if nothing can escape then nothing can escape, why mention light and use the word “even”, so retarded.

  28. Opal Morrill says:

    Is Yahoo that desperate for page views that they can no longer link to even a blog post, they just link back to their own stupid questions on this stupid Questions forum?

  29. Monique Spalding says:

    My Opinion; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_Of_2010_Homosexual_Suicides
    It is a really stupid article, I don’t really think it has any importance in the real world, what so ever.

  30. Elyn Patchman says:

    Isn’t this the stupidest thing you ever saw.

    http://www.apfn.org/apfn/MC.htm

    What the heck?

  31. Dollie Mccrystal says:

    Every time I read an article about black hole on many different websites, they always gotta mention that light cannot escape.
    I mean at first they say nothing can escape black hole, then they immediately mention that light cannot escape it either, and they gotta use the word “even”, so “not even light”

    That’s so repetitive and stupid, if nothing can escape then nothing can escape, why mention light and use the word “even”, so retarded.

  32. Janet Somerville says:

    My Opinion; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_Of_2010_Homosexual_Suicides
    It is a really stupid article, I don’t really think it has any importance in the real world, what so ever.

  33. Lizzie Galatioto says:

    My Opinion; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_Of_2010_Homosexual_Suicides
    It is a really stupid article, I don’t really think it has any importance in the real world, what so ever.

  34. Eberhard says:

    Isn’t this the stupidest thing you ever saw.

    http://www.apfn.org/apfn/MC.htm

    What the heck?

  35. Marcia Hester says:

    Isn’t this the stupidest thing you ever saw.

    http://www.apfn.org/apfn/MC.htm

    What the heck?

  36. Louisa Ellman says:

    An assignment for school is to write an article for Vanity Fair on the book Madame Bovary. I don’t even know what Vanity Fair is. How are the articles in Vanity Fair set up. Is it news? Is it like a newspaper? I don’t understand how I am supposed to write this stupid article.

  37. Lizzie Galatioto says:

    Isn’t this the stupidest thing you ever saw.

    http://www.apfn.org/apfn/MC.htm

    What the heck?

  38. Amie Wolken says:

    An assignment for school is to write an article for Vanity Fair on the book Madame Bovary. I don’t even know what Vanity Fair is. How are the articles in Vanity Fair set up. Is it news? Is it like a newspaper? I don’t understand how I am supposed to write this stupid article.

  39. Molly Griego says:

    http://news.yahoo.com/ny-judge-iran-taliban-al-qaida-liable-9-003624550.html

    On a couple occassions, it has been reported in the American news that Iranian government has disagreed with Al Qaeda.

  40. Harriett Legler says:

    An assignment for school is to write an article for Vanity Fair on the book Madame Bovary. I don’t even know what Vanity Fair is. How are the articles in Vanity Fair set up. Is it news? Is it like a newspaper? I don’t understand how I am supposed to write this stupid article.

  41. Margery Degarmo says:

    I clicked on all of the recommended buttons in the options to make it go away but it still won’t. What do I do?

  42. Patty Guest says:

    An assignment for school is to write an article for Vanity Fair on the book Madame Bovary. I don’t even know what Vanity Fair is. How are the articles in Vanity Fair set up. Is it news? Is it like a newspaper? I don’t understand how I am supposed to write this stupid article.

  43. Molly Griego says:

    Isn’t this the stupidest thing you ever saw.

    http://www.apfn.org/apfn/MC.htm

    What the heck?

  44. Lorrie Lauro says:

    America has the highest corporate tax rate in the world.

    If you’re rich, why would you want to give up so much money to the government just to have it wasted on stupid stuff like Solyndra?

    This is why America is declining. Nobody with money wants to be here anymore.

  45. Gloria Hester says:

    I clicked on all of the recommended buttons in the options to make it go away but it still won’t. What do I do?

  46. Lorrie Lauro says:

    I clicked on all of the recommended buttons in the options to make it go away but it still won’t. What do I do?

  47. Loretta Neale says:

    I could care less about what Jennifer Love Hewitt is wearing. Oh and im so happy that America’s wealthy are getting their five thousand dollar purses on sale(big sarcasm implied).Ive always hated these stupid articles and now at a time when hardworking people are losing everything, going homeless,I HATE THEM EVEN MORE!!!! Then i think about the fact that someone actually gets paid well to write about them

  48. Lizzie Galatioto says:

    I clicked on all of the recommended buttons in the options to make it go away but it still won’t. What do I do?

  49. Patsy Herring says:

    I could care less about what Jennifer Love Hewitt is wearing. Oh and im so happy that America’s wealthy are getting their five thousand dollar purses on sale(big sarcasm implied).Ive always hated these stupid articles and now at a time when hardworking people are losing everything, going homeless,I HATE THEM EVEN MORE!!!! Then i think about the fact that someone actually gets paid well to write about them

  50. Malinda Shurtliff says:

    My Opinion; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_Of_2010_Homosexual_Suicides
    It is a really stupid article, I don’t really think it has any importance in the real world, what so ever.

  51. Elyn Patchman says:

    I could care less about what Jennifer Love Hewitt is wearing. Oh and im so happy that America’s wealthy are getting their five thousand dollar purses on sale(big sarcasm implied).Ive always hated these stupid articles and now at a time when hardworking people are losing everything, going homeless,I HATE THEM EVEN MORE!!!! Then i think about the fact that someone actually gets paid well to write about them

  52. Lorrie Lauro says:

    I could care less about what Jennifer Love Hewitt is wearing. Oh and im so happy that America’s wealthy are getting their five thousand dollar purses on sale(big sarcasm implied).Ive always hated these stupid articles and now at a time when hardworking people are losing everything, going homeless,I HATE THEM EVEN MORE!!!! Then i think about the fact that someone actually gets paid well to write about them

  53. Harriett Legler says:

    An assignment for school is to write an article for Vanity Fair on the book Madame Bovary. I don’t even know what Vanity Fair is. How are the articles in Vanity Fair set up. Is it news? Is it like a newspaper? I don’t understand how I am supposed to write this stupid article.

  54. Kelli Shanklin says:

    I could care less about what Jennifer Love Hewitt is wearing. Oh and im so happy that America’s wealthy are getting their five thousand dollar purses on sale(big sarcasm implied).Ive always hated these stupid articles and now at a time when hardworking people are losing everything, going homeless,I HATE THEM EVEN MORE!!!! Then i think about the fact that someone actually gets paid well to write about them

  55. Patty Guest says:

    Isn’t this the stupidest thing you ever saw.

    http://www.apfn.org/apfn/MC.htm

    What the heck?

  56. Saundra Jarvie says:

    An assignment for school is to write an article for Vanity Fair on the book Madame Bovary. I don’t even know what Vanity Fair is. How are the articles in Vanity Fair set up. Is it news? Is it like a newspaper? I don’t understand how I am supposed to write this stupid article.

  57. Amie Wolken says:

    Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Google, Ask, Wikipedia, Dogpile and all those search engines aren’t helping!!!!!!!!!! Please help me b4 U find a question from me on this Yahoo Answers site saying: How do I get out the mental ward? Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  58. Harriett Legler says:

    Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Google, Ask, Wikipedia, Dogpile and all those search engines aren’t helping!!!!!!!!!! Please help me b4 U find a question from me on this Yahoo Answers site saying: How do I get out the mental ward? Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  59. Jeanie Roudebush says:

    My Opinion; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_Of_2010_Homosexual_Suicides
    It is a really stupid article, I don’t really think it has any importance in the real world, what so ever.

  60. Eberhard says:

    An assignment for school is to write an article for Vanity Fair on the book Madame Bovary. I don’t even know what Vanity Fair is. How are the articles in Vanity Fair set up. Is it news? Is it like a newspaper? I don’t understand how I am supposed to write this stupid article.

  61. Elinor Sturgell says:

    I clicked on all of the recommended buttons in the options to make it go away but it still won’t. What do I do?

  62. Marcie Carew says:

    My Opinion; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_Of_2010_Homosexual_Suicides
    It is a really stupid article, I don’t really think it has any importance in the real world, what so ever.

  63. Dollie Mccrystal says:

    Isn’t this the stupidest thing you ever saw.

    http://www.apfn.org/apfn/MC.htm

    What the heck?

  64. Loretta Neale says:

    An assignment for school is to write an article for Vanity Fair on the book Madame Bovary. I don’t even know what Vanity Fair is. How are the articles in Vanity Fair set up. Is it news? Is it like a newspaper? I don’t understand how I am supposed to write this stupid article.

  65. Abbey Spencer says:

    My Opinion; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_Of_2010_Homosexual_Suicides
    It is a really stupid article, I don’t really think it has any importance in the real world, what so ever.

  66. mr flibble says:

    I am curious, whats is everyones daily routine for doing seo work on a specific site. I am new to seo and am jumping around alot and its not showing to be very effective. So what are your routines?

  67. PoohBearPenguin says:

    Every time I read an article in an entertainment or music section, there is always a few morons who make the comments, ‘Who cares?’, ‘This is news?’, etc…

    And every time I remind them that they are not in the news section and they chose to click on that article and read it.

    Why are people so stupid?
    Hottestchix, i sure hope you are being facetious.

  68. Arminator says:

    I am starting a small business website and I need basic SEO.
    I am planning to invest in further SEO efforts once the revenue justifies it but now I am only in need of the basic SEO. Thanks.

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